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More Example limericks from LimGen.

There once was a brave soldier named Wade  There was a honest man named Dwight 
Who led a small army on his raid. Who lost all his money in a fight. 
He died on the campaign, His friends were so upset, 
His body burned again, They were willing to bet, 
But he kept his promises and stayed. And they did not like feeling of spite. 
(a) Prompt word: war (b) Prompt word: loss 
 
There was a loud waitress named Jacque,  There once was a nice man named Theodore 
Who poured all her coffee in a shake. Who killed all his family in a war. 
But the moment she stirred, He came back from the dead, 
She was struck by a bird, With a scar on his head, 
Then she saw it fly towards the lake. But he lost his memories and more. 
(c) Prompt word: shaken (d) Prompt word: violent 
There once was a brave soldier named Wade  There was a honest man named Dwight 
Who led a small army on his raid. Who lost all his money in a fight. 
He died on the campaign, His friends were so upset, 
His body burned again, They were willing to bet, 
But he kept his promises and stayed. And they did not like feeling of spite. 
(a) Prompt word: war (b) Prompt word: loss 
 
There was a loud waitress named Jacque,  There once was a nice man named Theodore 
Who poured all her coffee in a shake. Who killed all his family in a war. 
But the moment she stirred, He came back from the dead, 
She was struck by a bird, With a scar on his head, 
Then she saw it fly towards the lake. But he lost his memories and more. 
(c) Prompt word: shaken (d) Prompt word: violent 
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