More Example limericks from LimGen.
There once was a brave soldier named Wade | There was a honest man named Dwight | |
Who led a small army on his raid. | Who lost all his money in a fight. | |
He died on the campaign, | His friends were so upset, | |
His body burned again, | They were willing to bet, | |
But he kept his promises and stayed. | And they did not like feeling of spite. | |
(a) Prompt word: war | (b) Prompt word: loss | |
There was a loud waitress named Jacque, | There once was a nice man named Theodore | |
Who poured all her coffee in a shake. | Who killed all his family in a war. | |
But the moment she stirred, | He came back from the dead, | |
She was struck by a bird, | With a scar on his head, | |
Then she saw it fly towards the lake. | But he lost his memories and more. | |
(c) Prompt word: shaken | (d) Prompt word: violent |
There once was a brave soldier named Wade | There was a honest man named Dwight | |
Who led a small army on his raid. | Who lost all his money in a fight. | |
He died on the campaign, | His friends were so upset, | |
His body burned again, | They were willing to bet, | |
But he kept his promises and stayed. | And they did not like feeling of spite. | |
(a) Prompt word: war | (b) Prompt word: loss | |
There was a loud waitress named Jacque, | There once was a nice man named Theodore | |
Who poured all her coffee in a shake. | Who killed all his family in a war. | |
But the moment she stirred, | He came back from the dead, | |
She was struck by a bird, | With a scar on his head, | |
Then she saw it fly towards the lake. | But he lost his memories and more. | |
(c) Prompt word: shaken | (d) Prompt word: violent |